So, Today is my beautiful Aunt Peggy's Birthday. I sent her the following in an e-mail:

You see, I have this wonderful, beautiful Aunt. Who is always there to give me advice. She always makes an effort to be a part of my life, and I LOVE HER for that. So, today on my FAVORITE AUNT’S BIRTHDAY!

I thought I would surprise her with the Biggest Birthday gift I could find.

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Let’s see if you can get who this is…..

If you can, then you get the following prize below
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I think it’s a two for one deal…When you get one you also get the other…

So, since that’s not your actual gift, even though it would be way fun if it were true. I thought I would give you something WAY more realistic such as.
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Since I’m sure that guy doesn’t want to be known for having posed for these pictures. I guess it’s probably true that he won’t be coming out to see you for your birthday either, so we’ll continue on to your actual gift. Which is…
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Okay so I’m sure this guy doesn’t fit into this outfit anymore, at least that will probably be his excuse if I asked him to come see you on your birthday. So, now I’m being serious when I say that I have your actual gift below which is…
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Yep that’s right, a big giant hug!

So, just remember that it’s your day and you should do whatever you darn well please.


Even if that means you do what she does…hey she didn’t get to be hundred by being a non smoker.

You like? Well, if not I think it's pretty darn funny.