Okay, so I have this new obsession. It's called Pesto Sauce. You might have heard of it. I'm not sure why I have it, but I do. I've been putting it on almost everything I eat (except for yogurt and cereal, that would be just nasty). I had this grilled cheese sandwich at this restaraunt called Zupa's, and I've never been the same. You put Munster Cheese, American Cheese, a Tomato, and Pesto Sauce. Then you grill the sandwich. Once it's cooked, it's the most amazing sandwich I've ever tasted. The only trouble is it's like 600 + calories. Oh well, so worth it. Now, because of that sandwich I put the Pesto sauce on the side of everything, and it just all tastes SO good. Oh well, this phase shall pass just like every other random phase in my life. Now if I could actually just do something normal I'll be alright.

Okay so can I say I'm the worst blogger in the world? I need to get back in the game I think! So, here's something funny. I hung out with my room mate and her boyfriend this weekend, and had a random moment where I took their picture with my Camera Phone, and I did a little photo shopping and got the following out of it:



Then here is the fake letter I sent to Diana with the above image attached.

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P.S. See our ad in Jeff Hairclub for Men Magazine (image attached for your convenience)


So, that's what my weekend was like, and again sorry for not posting in while. I've been busy, when you get a new position at work. Life takes on a whole new meaning you know?